Warning: Gross

Nana told me that I hadn't written for a week and my last short one "didn't count!"

Ask and ye shall receive, but be careful what you ask for, though...

Shane dropped the biggest turd today (in his diaper sadly).

"No wonder he said his stomach hurt!" Carrie said.

It was so astounding I took a picture.

I can't believe you clicked.

You're gross.

I almost didn't post the picture, but my wife said "What? No picture?"