Ear pee

Shane managed to pee in his ear today. HIS EAR.

The kid has remarkable timing. I'd just undone his diaper, opened up the replacement and was lifting his rump for the switch. Throughout the process, Shane was kicking and flailing merrily as usual. He must have managed to flip his peeper towards a northward firing position and cut lose the moment I started to lift him. Hands full, I was a heartbeat slow to react. Thankfully, Shane's aim was a little to the left and missed his face. I thought he'd missed completely until I noticed a tiny pool hanging in the furl of his ear.

Hey, at least urine is sterile right? I'll never let my son live it down if he gives himself an ear infection.