A New Mispronounciation

"BITCH!"

Shane smiled and looked up.

My mind was still registering Shane's first shout when he pointed and called out again.

"BITCH!"

Carrie and I shared a tense glance.

My wife leaned to look over Shane's shoulder at the iPad.

My mind raced. Were we hearing Shane right? What was he watching?

All of a sudden, Carrie relaxed. A smile crept on her face.

"He's watching Kung Fu Pana. That's a bridge, Shane."

"Bitch?"

"Bridge."

We didn't dare laugh. My insides hurt, but if I let it out Shane then would know just how fun his new vocabulary word was.

"Bitch!"