Thursday, April 18, 2013

Inbox Delights!

Carrie had an interview today. Nana, Pop-Pop, and Jama came to the Shane-care rescue.

To keep Shane out of a car seat they came to our house to play.

This is the email from Nana that found it's way into my inbox later:

"We had a wonderful time at your house today playing with Shane and then took him for a delicious lunch at Chick-Fil-A. After he finished eating, I took him to play in the climbing fort there. I cheered for him each time he went down the slide.

After some while, Shane went up high and refused to come down. I should have been suspicious when the other kids evacuated the climbing fort.

Pop-Pop came in and said we're going to be late, that Carrie wanted Shane back home in bed by the time of her phone interview at 1:30. Pop-Pop tried to talk Shane down, but he still would not come.

We became suspicious.

I yelled up, "Shane, you are NOT pooping... are you?"

As I climbed up to get him, the awful poop smell got stronger and stronger. No wonder the other kids left!

I wished I hadn't stopped Pop-Pop from getting a spare pull-up before we left! There was NO way I wanted Shane in the van smelling like that. So I took him to the bathroom to clean the poop off his butt with a bunch of wet napkins and wet paper towels.

Both stalls were occupied and I didn't see a changing table, so I proceeded to clean him up in the standing up position.  Never try that at home. He is a moving target!

Imagine my surprise when we got in the van to drive him home and I noticed poop on the front of my shirt, my jacket and pants!

Always empathetic, Pop-Pop said, "At least I didn't get poop on MY clothes" and "I wonder if she got it in her hair?" Did I mentioned that I took a bath, washed my hair and put on clean clothes before Pop-Pop, Jama and I came over to play with Shane?

We still had a GREAT time, though.

Love,
Mom"

I love hearing Shane stories from other people. There's also a since of pride whenever people smile and laugh about my boy's antics (and when he gets poop on Nana apparently).

I guess Shane believes he owns Chick-Fil-A's program now that he's marked it!

*I added some spaces to Nana's email so that it would read easier than a big block of text. Here is it in it's original form for authenticity's sake!
 
We had a wonderful time at your house today playing with Shane and then took him for a delicious lunch at Chick-Fil-A. After he finished eating, I took him to play in the climbing fort there. I cheered for him each time he went down the slide. After some while, Shane went up high and refused to come down. I should have been suspicious when the other kids evacuated the climbing fort. Pop-Pop came in and said we're going to be late, that Carrie wanted Shane back home in bed by the time of her phone interview at 1:30. Pop-Pop tried to talk Shane down, but he still would not
come. We became suspicious. I yelled up, "Shane, you are NOT pooping... are you?" As I climbed up to get him, the awful poop smell got stronger and stronger. No wonder the other kids left! I wished
I hadn't stopped Pop-Pop from getting a spare pull-up before we left! There was NO way I wanted Shane in the van smelling like that. So I took him to the bathroom to clean the poop off his but with a bunch of wet napkins and wet paper towels. Both stalls were occupied and I didn't see a changing table, so I proceeded to clean him up in the standing up position. Never try that at home. He is a moving target! Imagine my surprise when we got in the van to drive him home and I noticed poop on the front of my shirt, my jacket and pants! Always empathetic, Pop-Pop said, "At least I didn't get poop on MY clothes" and "I wonder if she got it in her hair." Did I mentioned that I took a bath, washed my hair and put on clean clothes before Pop-Pop, Jama and I came over to play with Shane? We still had a GREAT time, though.
Love,
Mom

My reply was:

Blogging!
He does love that climbing fort at Chick-Fil-A!! Now he's marked it as his territory!
Love you! Thank you so much for the help!
-Mike

1 comment:

  1. Praying Carrie's interview went well! Someone will be lucky to hire her. The poop story is pretty funny. I told Mom she should get used to that before coming to visit us, since everytime they test the water supply, there is fecal matter in it, haha. Only in our shower/dishwashing water not drinking water...and it's so chlorinated, that I don't think it's harmful, but still...poop shower!

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