Withholding

One day, I caught him trying to poop behind our neighbor's truck, our shed, and in a closet. Each time I pulled him out, he decided he really didn't have to go after all.


Shane would rather hold out than poop in a toilet.

This can cause a build-up.

It'd be great to get that build-up in a toilet, but it's not happening when Shane would rather hold out than poop in a toilet.

After a couple of days, you allow the boy to run around the corner and grunt. I want the kid potty trained, but I don't want him to explode before we get there.

Today was a "let Shane clear himself out before he stops himself up too badly" day.

My son dropped a deuce so hard I'm surprised both of his legs are still attached. If he had tried to poop in his baby toilet he would have filled the bowl.

I've seen a lot of poop as a parent, but today's load was big enough to warrant a write-up.

Poop jokes haven't lost their flavor, but it will be nice when flushing is the extent of clean-up I have to do!