Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Remember the Basement Flood of 2015?

Forgot I had these.


My phone is my flashlight, so I grabbed it when Carrie grabbed me out of the shower. I turned on the video in case I had to document/remember what happened.


For the record: I still went to work that day. Had a meeting with a parent. 

Bwok, bwok, bwok...


Chickens at a retirement home. Who would have thunk?

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Testing Season

Puns are awesome all year round, but they take on new meaning in May.

"If you don't ever do homework you're SOL"

"Huh?"

"Standards of Learning'd."

I need the humor as much as the students this time of year. The stress and time of year drive them crazy and then they drive me crazy. Several would say I return the favor and drive them crazy with my crazy. It's a cycle.

Crazy, right?

My student complain about tests incessantly. Teachers do, too. Probably more than anyone. If I walk into a workroom and yell "SOL!" I cannot run out the door before I can feel the storm cloud brewing. Our systems turns any educator into a walking, talking earful of opinions on standardized testing. We all have solutions to the problem, too.

Personally, I like the idea of accountability. I don't think the way we currently do it is ideal, but I recognize the good intentions behind it.*

I think that there are many possible solutions to the problem. One I am fond of is making courses run a semester in length instead of a year.

I started to write an essay. I'm going to be brief, though.

  1. I am loathe to fail a kid for a full year. I know other teachers are, too. Sometimes students who struggle have other struggles or tragedies in their lives. If a kid has a great first half of the year, but then does poorly at the end it wipes out their achievements.
  2. Also, sometimes teachers have to face a devil's decision. "Do I fail ______ and have to see them again for another full year? Or do I pass ______ when I'm not sure they deserve it and let next year's teacher deal with it?" A wrong choice is a year off the mark. I've met kids who I know which choice their previous teacher(s) made. Research isn't very positive on holding kids back. I've had kids in that grey zone myself.  
  3. Some courses have material that builds on itself (math). If you don't get 1st and 2nd quarter's material, 3rd and 4th may be a waste of everyone's time.**
  4. Mid-year fresh start. Particularly with electives. Sometimes people discover they either don't like the path they're on, or they discover a better path. 

I'm going to stop now. I could easily keep going.

It's not an earful, but it is an eyefull.


*NOTE: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

**NOTE2: I had a semester I failed almost all but one of my classes in college. The fail was a wake-up call for me. If the courses were a year long, I would have wasted a full year.

***NOTE3: In case my idea seems to make "too much" sense. Half-year classes would make scheduling/staffing a nightmare.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Daredevil

I was a big fan of Daredevil growing up. Jama had the Marked for Death trade when I was a kid. She kept it in the closet with all of her other comics.


Decades later I still have pages engraved into memory. I idolized heroes. I wanted to be a hero. Daredevil was more heroic to me, because he wasn't a superman. 

Of course, I'm talking about this because Netflix did a Daredevil reboot. I watched the first couple of episodes with Carrie. It's dark, but well done. I would have gone ape over it as a teenager.

It's different now.

At one point (I won't say when), Daredevil fights to rescue a kidnapped child. He's hurt badly, but he fights through the pain and pushes on for the boy. The odds are stacked. He shows no fear. Daredevil grits his teeth and goes and does what needs to be done when no one else would do it. He beats the crap out of a lot of bad guys,

It's all the things I idolized and wanted to be as a kid: strong, tough, and without fear. He risked it all, but walked away, victorious. Respected. A hero.

Now, I can't help but compare it to Jesus. Daredevil was a hero. He saved a little boy. He was strong and survived; Things the world values.

Jesus chose not to fight back and died. Not something the world would value. He took everything thrown and him and suffered and for who? He died for the same people who killed him as they mocked him. You and I are among them. "Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous person, though for a good person someone might possibly dare to die. But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. (Romans 5:7-8)"

Only Jesus picked up his life again when he was done. There's hope and life in that.

So, it's ironic I found myself thinking about that as Daredevil punched and kicked in faces. I prefer clever in my old age. If Daredevil walked around the corner, smiled, and turned off the lights I would have laughed out loud (they were in a basement!).

The kidnapped boy and some of the dark bits hit me harder than when I was a younger, too. Back then, they were foils for how awesome the rescue/hero would be. Now, they were more real. I was more glory-hungry as a teenager, too. I wanted to be that hero: strong and willing to give it all but never having to. 

I'll eventually watch episode three. I watch with Carrie, and I won't get to see her again until the weekend. Who knows about beyond that. We each pick up on different things. The cinematography in the fight I mention wowed her. It was one long progression in a single take with moving camera angles. It's a safe bet she'll be willing to continue to watch it with me. Carrie already binge-watched the whole series!  

Re-cline-creation

My bed for the week. 


I forgot to pack the airbed. Went well the first night. Feels like I'm young again!

Deal Sealed

We closed on the house. Carrie's already started to make her mark. We'll rent a trailer and haul when I come down this weekend.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Mother's Day 2015

Carrie, Shane, and I met Grandpa and Grandma for a Mother's Day lunch. Shane went home with them. He will spend the week fishing, airplane watching, and golf cart riding.

After back to back trips to grandparents, Shane won't want to return to the mundane life with us!

Clean Fun


Shane's surprise car wash face

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Saturday's @ Mommy's Work

Shane and I dropped by Mommy's work this Saturday. Her chair is bouncy.


Mommy was busy with a client, so Shane and I entertained ourselves. 


We had a pillow fight with samples, too. They were soft enough and there was no off-gas when they bonked Shane. Everything is organic, so an accidental mouthful could be healthy.


Moped Mommy


Carrie looked cute in my rear view mirror Friday. She loves her new moped.