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#1

Shane loves to spin. We were at the playground and he was on a tire swing.

"Faster! Faster, Daddy!" Shane cried.

"No, that's enough." I said.

Shane hopped off the swing. Immediately, he began to teeter.

Shane took three steps before crashing down.

"Shane, are you okay?" I asked.

Bewildered, Shane said "The sky pushed me down!"

#2

(From Carrie's Happy Days on Facebook).

Shane farted.

Five seconds later, he looked up. "I smell hotdogs."