Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Draft Posts That Were Never Published: Oops (2013)

Foot in the mouth moment:

Carrie got me a pair of sandals for our anniversary. I thanked her, hugged her, kissed her, and suddenly felt the impulse to make a joke (It'd gotten too serious).

"What if I told you I talked to Dan about buying the vette?"

Carrie eyes lit up.

As her hope kindled, I realized my mistake.

It must have shown on my face. Carrie looked at me and her expression changed.

She was PISSED.

I'll probably be telling Shane about the bruise on my arm years from now (and look! I'm typing about it!)

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