I dropped by the house before picking Shane up from School today. Carrie decided to come with and we brought the dog as a surprise!
Loki had his own surprise in mind for us!
There weren't a lot of kids left when we arrived to pick up Shane, but the ones who were there all came out to see the puppy. That's when Loki made his deposit and got himself into a dilemma.
He couldn't get the poop off his butt.
"He has a dingleberry!" Shane shouted.
And in case the other kids and adults weren't aware, Shane educated them. "A dingleberry is when the poop is stuck and hanging on to your butt!"
I upended the dog and had to pull the dingleberry out of his fur for a live audience while Shane narrated the process.
It's a great story, but it gets funnier, though. I took Shane somewhere later that night and he had the gall to say he was shy.
"Where was that shy when you were shouting 'Dingleberry' and defining it for a crowd?"
That's a valid question if you ask me.
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