Shane out loud (Q4!)

Shane loves to describe comics. If a picture is a thousand words and he could show you, he'll give you a thousand words instead.

His descriptions are accurate. I recognize most of the Far Side comics he brings up within the first sentence or two. 

He keeps going.

Shane does it for Far Sides, Garfields, memes, and whatever else he enjoys and wants to share. Brevity is not something he appreciates at the moment. I think his lowest grade in English class so far was on summarizing, and I know why!